hold the door – did that little bird just say Hogwarts a freaking history? Beth’s jaw was stuck half dropped as she stared at Trinetta the utter bewilderment clear upon her face. ”um…Trinetta? Hogwarts, a History is non-fiction…I don’t think Bathilda would be too pleased to hear her work called fiction” Beth’s tone was almost bored as she commented because clearly that wasn’t fiction.

Yes, she’d read it but…merlins beard. Still the salty little thing wanted to comment again that her real favorite author was obviously Shakespeare not the person that wrote salt.