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sweetpinkpixie · 09-21-2017, 11:50 PM

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Originally Posted by kayquilz

OH, IT WAS DERFAEL. Pleasant surprise! Paul grinned and removed the sunglasses from his face and placed them saintly atop his head. "Dung, you say? By far the best gift of term so far!" he teased slightly, thinking his playful tone would go right over the badger's head. But he did appreciate a good breed of dung, and he assumed this as much, since Derf wouldn't just bring any old dung...or human dung...

....would he?

He shivered at the thought and sat up slightly. "What kind of dung?" He thought he was beginning to smell it, or maybe it was his imagination. OR maybe Zelda had taken a nice poop over there in her corner. Which....ew. If she had. She was getting SENT STRAIGHT AWAY. This AREA WAS NOT FOR POOPING.

Sunglasses. They made Derf think of those super cool American students and their boom box player thingy. And now Derf's little 13-year-old heart was sad because he missed his pen pal (who he needed to write again soon, now that he thought about it) and the enchanting Valerie Gray. Yes, the hearts were now gone from around her name, but his ears still did turn a bit pinkish whenever he thought about her.

"It's even in neat little baggies!" he announced as he lowered the box so he could look at the professor proper. "Henry thinks Peeves did it...which was pretty thoughtful of him, you know? Putting things in bags like this rather than the usual messy business." Actually...it was a little disappointing. Was Peeves losing his edge a bit? "But it's HIPPOGRIFF dung!"

Which was super important, you know? Rare and expensive and stuff.

The Hufflepuff couldn't tell if there were any additions to dung - meaning fresh dung by Zelda - since he was currently encompassed by the box of dung he held.

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