The kitchen is probably your best bet right now. Now, all the knobs on appliances, and don’t forget the stove, but only one will really help you. Something that turns clockwise and does nothing….but counterclockwise too fast and….something could burn up. Think: what item burns things on the regular basis? A stove, right?

One of the knobs on the stove turns on by itself. It turns on, clicks for a second, and no fire comes out. The smell of gas reaches your nose. If that fire does turn on, at some point, let’s hope no major flame action happens or else you might be out of some eyebrows, Ilvormornian. Not a good look, not a good look at all.