Paul turned a little red at Leo's words. "I--unfortunately, did not write this or COMPOSE this--I actually found it a few weeks back and thought it was simply HILARIOUS--" he chuckled and wiggled a little in excitement, slinging his banjo to the front. "It's actually from the time of Lockhart...so it's very curious--well--you'll see-"

And he began to strum his banjo. Paul could not sing very well. He merely got by. He wouldn't like, break glass or anything, but he was just...an average singer you know?

But anyways. Paul began to sing as well.

"A charming smile and bright blonde hair,
Gilderoy Lockhart, wizard extraordinaire!

Oh oh, his smile is the most delightful thiiiiiiing
OH OH--his teeth would put a vampire’s to shaa-aaaaame

oh oh, Gildy’s such a wonderful snag--
If only I could catch him, but I’m just a haaaaag

He’s got that winning smile!
he’s got that golden hair!
He’s got my heart with a key
That’ll never disappear!

He’s got those sky blue eyes!
He’s got a champion’s stare,
He’s got my heart with a key
That’ll never disappear!

Oh oh, he’s battled many wicked trolls
OH OH, he’s the bravest, most gallant soul!

Oh oh, all you yetis better beware,
Lockhart is here to grab you by the haaaaair--

He’s got that winning smile!
He’s got that golden hair!
He’s got my heart with a key
that’ll never disappear

He’s got those sky blue eyes
He’s got a champion’s stare
He’s got my heart with a key
That’ll never disappear

Oh oh oh oh MY HEART WITH A KEY
MY HEAAAAAART WITH A KEEEEEY
that won’t DISAAAAAAAPPEAR!"

....and he was done his ballad. Hopefully they thought it was as funny as he did. He had laughed a couple times during singing.

And thanks for the shoutout, Dante.

"It's called...Lockhart Has My Heart!"