 Lmao @ Maggie & Alisa... hilarious.... mentioned below! [Post 1] Professor Pink | Mrs. Bruce Wayne | I'm on a Goat | Glitterpuff | Dumbledore's Defense Squad | BHB
Awwww mannn! They had to get up and fight dummies now? And not dummies as in all those kids who came to Hogwarts without reading Hogwarts, a History first. They had to fight ACTUAL dummies? Ugh. Physical violence was so overrated.
...or was it? A lot of girls seemed really interested in this class for no reason. After copying down the notes word for word, David had tucked his wand away and moved to the front of the room, whereupon he had witnessed a strange sort of... girl-on-dummy-on-girl interaction? Had that first year ferret-lover just saved like a.. a fifth year? A fifth year who had been calling for the professor's help? HAHAHA look at her just pounce on the dummy like that! Classic! So it wasn't just him who Alisa Defearless liked to help. She was just a ferocious little firstie, wasn't she?
He found himself suddenly considering pulling a dude-in-distress routine, and then calling out for a girl's help. Did that sort of thing work for his gender too? Could he get an older girl to help him, though, and not a firstie? Where was Amur Neverwinter when you needed her? As he stood there thinking about it some more, a dummy came up OUT OF NOWHERE and abruptly hugged him from behind.
How ironic.
Should he struggle? Wait, he couldn't see the board! He hadn't memorized all the pressure points yet! PROFESSSSSSOR... why couldn't they use their wands again?
"Cockroach clusters!" Davie grumbled from within the tall dummy's grasp.
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