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He was finally back to school! FINALLY! FINALLLLLLLLLLLLY!!!!!!! David literally LOVED Hogwarts, and all its classrooms, and all its professors, and ESPECIALLY all its grounds, and was thus SUPER STOKED to be back home outside. Skipping along as he was, his new notepad tucked into a pocket of his SUPER COOL CARGO SHORTS, Davie gave pause as he spotted a new addition to the grounds.
Was that a tent? And was--- was PROFESSOR MYERS hanging out by it!??! WAS PROFESSOR MYERS CAMPING OUTSIDE NOW??!! DID HE BRING MILTON HIS HUSBAND TO SCHOOL WITH HIM MAYBE?!?!?!!!
Drawn in toward his favorite professor ever, Davie skipped closer, then a bit closer, then closer still, peeking out from just behind Myers as he watched the Herbologist interacting with someone. He peeked around the man, who was blocking his view of whomever he was addressing, someone to whom he was about to give the ...... the..... wait...... waaaaaaaaait a hot second.....
"Are you a hag?"
Oops, that came out louder than intended, and David quickly popped back behind Myers for cover. No, no no no, Davie, that was definitely not Milton.
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