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87. STAIRCASE


"Whhoooooooo lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS," Nina sang.
"Who lives in a cupboard under the stairs? Haaarrrrryyyyy Potter," Beatrice joined in.
"That's not funny Bea. That was just abuse. It's not a joke."
"Wow you.. you don't need to be so cross about it."
"Well how would you like mother and father to put you under the staircase? I'm sure you'd fit."

Beatrice stood up, outraged! "They wouldn't do that to me! They love me! I wasn't... wasn't dropped off on their doorstep."
Nina jumped to her feet. "Why are you so insensitive? Poor Harry Potter."
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