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Well, you can sure bet that Zander was disappointed to hear that brownie-omancy wasn't a thing. But he was probably even more disappointed to hear that fish and onion --omancies were.
Ichthyomancy.
He couldn't even pronounce that.
Also, ew.
Okay, Zander was all for creatures... But dead fish definitely did not make the cut. And Zander was not about this life. Upon receiving the dead fish, the Gryffindor's hand shot straight up to hold his nose. Merlin, this was terrible. And he had no idea how the fish were supposed to be used, but uh, here's to hoping they wouldn't have to eat them.
If so, Zander was out. Sorry, Professor. But there was only so much a boy was wiling to do for divination.
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