So much stuff to write down! Ethan didn’t get the chance to contribute a nice, legit answer to the professor’s question because some of the answers thrown around, were sort of, new to him. Really, scores were called Turkey? And…you can actually do bowling on grass? And wait, hold up…they have to use shoes that were worn by other muggles? Okay, people might think that the purebloods are weird with their traditions and what have you, but renting a pair of public shoes that was, most probably, soaked in sweat?! That’s just plain gross, okay?

Ethan made a face as he wrote that one down, putting exclamation marks on his parchment. If they are going to try their hands on the said sport, there is no way he’d put on used, stinky, bowling shoes.

Merlin, muggles are disgusting.