 ½ EagleBrain ♥ Creeperdoodle ♥ Raven Dor ♥ Berry ♥ ½ Team House Elf
He was too busy wallowing in self-pity to have bothered considering logistics. But Maggie raised a good point, marking them was the smartest way of going about it, otherwise... well... they might be here longer than necessary. And, instead of kissing a hundred toads, he'd have to kiss 300 toads... and then NO GIRL would ever go near him again. Except maybe Amur, she might have questions regarding the ordeal, and AJ wasn't the squirmy type, so OKAYYYY... maybe he wouldn't be ALONE alone, where girls were concerned, but it was still a very isolating factor. ToadLips. He would be dubbed, ToadLips. His image was ruined. His life was ruined. And it was Maggie's fault.
Sigh.
Exchanging a look with Maggie, he considered the Professor's response. Use anything they had on them? He fished around in his pocket... he had a chocolate frog, some lint... more lint... a sickle? Yeah... this was hopeless.
And as for vandalising their uniform. Well. Now that was something. He wouldn't have minded terribly if he had to rip through his garments, so it was a shame that it wasn't an option.
"You got anything on you?" he asked Maggie, because he wasn't keen to jump in on this activity just yet.
He nudged a swollen toad with his boot, resulting in a weird toad screech.
...
And they had to kiss one of these? On the LIPS.
...
Just kill him now, please.
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