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hermionesclone · 09-14-2015, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Meizzner

This kid was nuts. Dante waited and prayed to Merlin that at least one stall would have toilet paper. But his hopes for relief from this situation were for not. But apparently not only was the no toilet paper. The only thing in the stall was cardboard paper. This was some sick joke that was all Dante's fault.

Okay deep breaths. Just keep telling yourself that, Dante. Deep Breaths.

"Really!, is there only cardboard paper. No tissues or anything?" He would use those before even considering cardboard. Though come to think if it he wold never consider cardboard. Plus the kid would probably tell everyone that a guy used cardboard paper when there was no toilet paper and that was not cool either.

"Because i am definitely not using cardboard"

Fact.

Really? REALLY?!

Phillip furrowed his brows and placed both of his fists on his hips. "Well of COURSE," Did the boy person think he was LYING? "If there were some more, I'd have used it already." You know, he wouldn't be standing there talking. He had business to attend to. He wasn't DUMB. HELLO?!

"And I don't think hand tissues are good for your bottom. I mean.........." Pause. "Wouldn't they be itchy?"

............ AHA! AHAHAHAHA!

Okay, relax, Romalotti. Clearing his throat and trying to hold back some more laughter, the first year headed over towards cubicle number two and tried to dismantle the cardboard paper. It took some fiddling but a minute or so later, the boy was heading back towards the locked cubicle, the one the other boy person was in. "BOMBS AWAAAAAAAAAY!"

And......... he chucked the cardboard roll over the top of the cubicle.

"You know, in case." Don't worry, Cardboard Boy, he won't tell anyone.

Innocent!beaming was happening.

09-14-2015, 05:50 PM	#11 (permalink)
hermionesclone Pogrebin Join Date: May 2009 Location: London Posts: 32,852 Hogwarts RPG Name: Alexander River Hirsch Gryffindor Graduated x11 x11	urine trouble \| Pat's Strong Confident Other Half \| Pees Like a Champion Unicorn Racehorse Quote: Originally Posted by Meizzner This kid was nuts. Dante waited and prayed to Merlin that at least one stall would have toilet paper. But his hopes for relief from this situation were for not. But apparently not only was the no toilet paper. The only thing in the stall was cardboard paper. This was some sick joke that was all Dante's fault. Okay deep breaths. Just keep telling yourself that, Dante. Deep Breaths. "Really!, is there only cardboard paper. No tissues or anything?" He would use those before even considering cardboard. Though come to think if it he wold never consider cardboard. Plus the kid would probably tell everyone that a guy used cardboard paper when there was no toilet paper and that was not cool either. "Because i am definitely not using cardboard" Fact. Really? REALLY?! Phillip furrowed his brows and placed both of his fists on his hips. "Well of COURSE," Did the boy person think he was LYING? "If there were some more, I'd have used it already." You know, he wouldn't be standing there talking. He had business to attend to. He wasn't DUMB. HELLO?! "And I don't think hand tissues are good for your bottom. I mean.........." Pause. "Wouldn't they be itchy?" ............ AHA! AHAHAHAHA! Okay, relax, Romalotti. Clearing his throat and trying to hold back some more laughter, the first year headed over towards cubicle number two and tried to dismantle the cardboard paper. It took some fiddling but a minute or so later, the boy was heading back towards the locked cubicle, the one the other boy person was in. "BOMBS AWAAAAAAAAAY!" And......... he chucked the cardboard roll over the top of the cubicle. "You know, in case." Don't worry, Cardboard Boy, he won't tell anyone. Innocent!beaming was happening. __________________