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Whut.
Zander hardly had anytime to process whatever Professor Flamsteed was saying past the fact that he just ate POISONED COOKIES. WHO DOES THAT!? Zander trusted his Head of House. Who the heck poisons cookies??? Cookies should be OFF LIMITS. If anything, they should've offered poisoned broccoli because that stuff was evil to begin with.
But Zander could never eat another cookie again. IT WAS RUINED. All it takes is one bad cookie to ruin all cookies forever and always.
Why must bad things happen to good cookies? They never wanted this. They were so innocent.
Man. No wait, not man. Werewolf. 'Cause he was becoming a WEREWOLF????
Oh uh yes, that's what Flamsteed said would happen. But Merlin, all this fur was kind of itchy. How did his crup deal with this kind of thing?? Also. This hardly seemed fair. The class was split like five million to five. No way the trappers even had a chance. Also, the Professors were going down for this.
Just uh, were was he supposed to start?
... Maybe by sitting here on all fours and watching that whole Flamsteed, Toby, werewolf situation. Did werewolves eat popcorn?
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