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Hera
He was eager to get this thing going, cause holding things in was never good for ones health - or so that's what he thought, and reeeeaaalllyy.. if you had to go, you had to go. DON'T HOLD BACK!
This was going to be awesome, and it was a bonus that AJ wasn't one of those prissy squirmy anti-bodily gasses girls. "I love that none of this bothers you," he commented. It made things easier and far more enjoyable. "All set," he confirmed. They were both gasssssssy, so they'd easily get their work done.
When AJ raised her wand at him, he didn't flinch, this wasn't like the other classes where he would otherwise object, and frankly he wanted to hear what his gets had to say for themselves. Instinctively, he untucked his shirt and pulled it up to expose his navel. SONOROUS COME AT HIM!
He chuckled lightly as he was told to hang on, completely at ease he inhaled a deep breath or two to give his body more air to work with. That's how it worked, right?
AND THERE WERE SOUNDS! "Awesome," he mused, "Uh huh, yep, on it," he said as he perched himself up on a table, pushing things out of the way so he could lay flat, his feet dangling off the edge. "What's the verdict?" he asked, waiting for AJ to examine his sounds.
... op... oppppp.... OOOOOOPS, he wasn't sure how much longer his fart would stay inside him, his butt was about to erupt! Ahem.
This was all just too cool. Bet those boring muggles at their ordinary schools wouldn't be having a class on farts and how to interpret them. Wizards pretty much win at life. In fact AJ was a proud of her education and everything she was learning that when she got back home she would teach her parents what their farts meant. It was always good to see what your hard earned money was being used for. What a thoughtful daughter she was. They would be so proud.
AJ laughed at Zeke's comment.
"It's because I'm a boy at heart." Yup, AJ was the biggest tomboy there was and she was definitely just one of he guys. This was something that her sister hated. Angel was always trying to dress her up and get her to wear makeup, but yuck!
She waited while he got himself all situated and thought getting him to lay down was a good call.
"Okay. I hear lots of bubbling and rumbling. Some are quiet while the others sound pretty fierce." This seemed note worthy. Yeah, AJ didn't always take notes but fart reading was intense so notes were scribbled down.
"My professional verdict is that you need to let that fart you're holding in rip so I can fully understand what's going on." Show us what you got.