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Mad Eye Touz · 05-14-2015, 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by ArianaBlack

Zander was about to step up and actually contribute to conversation, until AJ happened. To which he just... Whut. Relax your butts? Uh. Again, whut? Zander just sort of stared. Not at AJ, but at Zahra who of course heard the word "fart" and instantly felt at home with the conversation. Super typical. You'd think seventh year would make a person more mature, right? Being of age or being about of age. Going off into the real world in less than a year. Six whole years of hogwarts education under your belt with only one more to go. You'd THINK that farts would be less of an intriguing subject.

But of course, not for Zahra Kettleburn. Was Zander surprised? Merlin, no. This was Zahra Kettleburn they were talking about here. She brought an actual trumpet to the welcome feast. Practically went on an entire 'toots' rant to Professor Domingo back in third year. Never surprised. Only disgusted.

After giving her a ???? kind of stare for a few good seconds, he took it as time to go find a proper grave to stand on. Yup. This was a weird lesson.

"You gotta staring problem, Other Z?" Zahra kidded with the Most Skittish Lion in the House. He was PROBABLY afraid of farts.

....which was kind of hilarious. If Zahra did have a fart in her (NONE YET. STANDBY!), she'd save it for him. She shot him a GRIN and meandered closer his way.

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Originally Posted by PhoenixStar

The older lion who was known for being zany caught her attention with all of her laughing. AJ thought Zahra was pretty cool because she was different, weird, and everything that AJ was. There weren't too many people like that and finding these qualities in girls was even harder. Fart talk got Zahra's attention and AJ could dig it.

The girl had a point... AJ bet that the ancient people's fart were legit. Peel your skin off kind of legit. In a sick sort of way AJ was curious. "Wonder if we can get one of these old dudes to fart," she said as she pointed to the nearest grave. Wouldn't they be defying odds by getting that to happen though? A fart that was trapped in the 1600's was going to take some work. Maybe they needed to fart and get everybody in the mood. It worked with tea and getting the mind settled.

They were supposed to be practicing a spell, right? What was it again? AJ was so involved in her little fart rant that she had forgotten what else she was supposed to do. Whoops.

"I'm willing to accept that challenge," Zahra piped up. Though they were DEFINITELY going to need SHOVELS. Which was a problem since Professor Divi was out on shovels. Hum.

Hum.

--

Partners smartners. Zahra wanted to listen to everyone's bellies. And the stones. And her shoes. And that tree over there. BUT FIRST... she was going to listen to her OWN belly. So, Zahra lifted up her comfortable Gryffindor T-shirt, popped the ends of the stethoscope in her ears, and began to LISTEN.

"WE'VE GOT...oh man I'm loud... hahahaha.... I HEAR BUBBLES. DEFINITELY SOMETHING BREWING IN THERE." Zahra moved the stethoscope around her own tummy, listening to varying degrees of BUBBLES.

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Mad Eye Touz Diricawl Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Throne. Posts: 26,786 Hogwarts RPG Name: Zahra Kettleburn Graduated	Inside Kitty \| HIT ENTER \| UNO Queen Quote: Originally Posted by ArianaBlack Zander was about to step up and actually contribute to conversation, until AJ happened. To which he just... Whut. Relax your butts? Uh. Again, whut? Zander just sort of stared. Not at AJ, but at Zahra who of course heard the word "fart" and instantly felt at home with the conversation. Super typical. You'd think seventh year would make a person more mature, right? Being of age or being about of age. Going off into the real world in less than a year. Six whole years of hogwarts education under your belt with only one more to go. You'd THINK that farts would be less of an intriguing subject. But of course, not for Zahra Kettleburn. Was Zander surprised? Merlin, no. This was Zahra Kettleburn they were talking about here. She brought an actual trumpet to the welcome feast. Practically went on an entire 'toots' rant to Professor Domingo back in third year. Never surprised. Only disgusted. After giving her a ???? kind of stare for a few good seconds, he took it as time to go find a proper grave to stand on. Yup. This was a weird lesson. "You gotta staring problem, Other Z?" Zahra kidded with the Most Skittish Lion in the House. He was PROBABLY afraid of farts. ....which was kind of hilarious. If Zahra did have a fart in her (NONE YET. STANDBY!), she'd save it for him. She shot him a GRIN and meandered closer his way. Quote: Originally Posted by PhoenixStar The older lion who was known for being zany caught her attention with all of her laughing. AJ thought Zahra was pretty cool because she was different, weird, and everything that AJ was. There weren't too many people like that and finding these qualities in girls was even harder. Fart talk got Zahra's attention and AJ could dig it. The girl had a point... AJ bet that the ancient people's fart were legit. Peel your skin off kind of legit. In a sick sort of way AJ was curious. "Wonder if we can get one of these old dudes to fart," she said as she pointed to the nearest grave. Wouldn't they be defying odds by getting that to happen though? A fart that was trapped in the 1600's was going to take some work. Maybe they needed to fart and get everybody in the mood. It worked with tea and getting the mind settled. They were supposed to be practicing a spell, right? What was it again? AJ was so involved in her little fart rant that she had forgotten what else she was supposed to do. Whoops. "I'm willing to accept that challenge," Zahra piped up. Though they were DEFINITELY going to need SHOVELS. Which was a problem since Professor Divi was out on shovels. Hum. Hum. -- Partners smartners. Zahra wanted to listen to everyone's bellies. And the stones. And her shoes. And that tree over there. BUT FIRST... she was going to listen to her OWN belly. So, Zahra lifted up her comfortable Gryffindor T-shirt, popped the ends of the stethoscope in her ears, and began to LISTEN. "WE'VE GOT...oh man I'm loud... hahahaha.... I HEAR BUBBLES. DEFINITELY SOMETHING BREWING IN THERE." Zahra moved the stethoscope around her own tummy, listening to varying degrees of BUBBLES. __________________