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MudInMyBlood · 05-14-2015, 04:19 PM

SPOILER!!: Cassie

The best kind of bodily noises were farts if you asked her. They were all unique and could make her laugh no matter what kind of day she was having. Some people had a gift and could make your stomach roll with just one whiff. The professor was explaining why farts wouldn't work, but wait...Exactly! Every living person had gas inside them moving around. Gas=farts. Farts=gas. Sounded like fart divination would work to her. AJ knew all too well that what you ate greatly factored into to the score you would get on a fart scale. Greasy foods get her belly in an uproar. After that her farts have to fight to get a place in line for that sweet, sweet release.

SPOILER!!: Zahra, bahahaha

The older lion who was known for being zany caught her attention with all of her laughing. AJ thought Zahra was pretty cool because she was different, weird, and everything that AJ was. There weren't too many people like that and finding these qualities in girls was even harder. Fart talk got Zahra's attention and AJ could dig it.

The girl had a point... AJ bet that the ancient people's fart were legit. Peel your skin off kind of legit. In a sick sort of way AJ was curious. "Wonder if we can get one of these old dudes to fart," she said as she pointed to the nearest grave. Wouldn't they be defying odds by getting that to happen though? A fart that was trapped in the 1600's was going to take some work. Maybe they needed to fart and get everybody in the mood. It worked with tea and getting the mind settled.

They were supposed to be practicing a spell, right? What was it again? AJ was so involved in her little fart rant that she had forgotten what else she was supposed to do. Whoops.

05-14-2015, 04:19 PM	#133 (permalink)
MudInMyBlood formerly: PhoenixStar Hippogriff Join Date: Dec 2011 Posts: 21,878 Graduated	I have no control over this little fart rant. >.< <--- Random \| Funfetti \| Lima Bean \| Slytherpuff \| PURPLE \| Hoarder of pens \| ALWAYS Severus SPOILER!!: Cassie Cassie’s eyes went wide with the bowels talk. Goodness, okay, she had seen this type of thing coming. Her shoulders shook a bit with a giggle at the taco comment too. Where to begin, first she looked around. Did anyone else want to take this one? No? Okay, “Well I’m not sure clearing your bowels will help with a reading and bodily noises are so much more than just farting. Farting and even burping are the main things we do think about as those are the sounds we hear, but think about your own bodies all day long you have gas moving around it. The frequency is different for everyone and can be more or less depending on what you have eaten, but every living person has gas inside them moving around even if we can’t hear it.” With the fart pattern to determine she decided to leave that comment for someone else or because she might have accidentally answered the reading stuff before. The best kind of bodily noises were farts if you asked her. They were all unique and could make her laugh no matter what kind of day she was having. Some people had a gift and could make your stomach roll with just one whiff. The professor was explaining why farts wouldn't work, but wait...Exactly! Every living person had gas inside them moving around. Gas=farts. Farts=gas. Sounded like fart divination would work to her. AJ knew all too well that what you ate greatly factored into to the score you would get on a fart scale. Greasy foods get her belly in an uproar. After that her farts have to fight to get a place in line for that sweet, sweet release. SPOILER!!: Zahra, bahahaha ....hahahahaha THIS KID THOUGH. Zahra laughed and laughed again. She REALLY lost it as the step by step instructions, including to "RELAX YOUR BUTT." Hilarious. Gryffindors win. Anywho..... now they were supposed to listen to ancient farts. So basically that meant, since Zahra just wasn't all that great with her wand, she was going to wander around and speculate for a while. "I bet ancient dead people farts could kill you. Like, legit, you just die at the smell on the spot. Then it starts this cycle. Though, I gotta be real, sometimes Mikey Toussaint can fart like an ancient zombie. Like burns your nose hairs." She meandered through the nearby graves, patted the stones, and otherwise tried to look busy. The older lion who was known for being zany caught her attention with all of her laughing. AJ thought Zahra was pretty cool because she was different, weird, and everything that AJ was. There weren't too many people like that and finding these qualities in girls was even harder. Fart talk got Zahra's attention and AJ could dig it. The girl had a point... AJ bet that the ancient people's fart were legit. Peel your skin off kind of legit. In a sick sort of way AJ was curious. "Wonder if we can get one of these old dudes to fart," she said as she pointed to the nearest grave. Wouldn't they be defying odds by getting that to happen though? A fart that was trapped in the 1600's was going to take some work. Maybe they needed to fart and get everybody in the mood. It worked with tea and getting the mind settled. They were supposed to be practicing a spell, right? What was it again? AJ was so involved in her little fart rant that she had forgotten what else she was supposed to do. Whoops.