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Originally Posted by
SlytherinSistah
"Nar! Mine was awful! Course it twas. I didn't get ter see yer beautiful face!" He flirted with Grayson Whitlock as he often did.
Then he heard it.
Then he saw it.
Then he had to do everything in his power to keep from making jokes about things in clothing and gladness to see even though they wouldn't have worked because Ruby Banner was a girl.
"Ruby Banner, why is your tummy going Mew! Mew!" And that last part he actually did raise his voice an octave higher to imitate the kitten.
"Cutty, hush." Ruby told the sixth year imperiously. And that went for the inappropriate thoughts that he was probably entertaining. Or not really. Ruby actually didn't mind Cutty's dodgy mind. In fact she encouraged it, as long as he kept his musings to his own self, or used them appropriately to scandalize entertaining individuals.
You know, like Agatha.
In any case, right now, there were more
MEWs coming from her jumper. And she was about to break Grayson Whitlock. Was everyone watching? Because she
was. His heart would implode and he would be at her mercy, she just knew it, and was smug about it in advance.
Another demanding little
MEW was all the encouragement she needed. They were getting louder, those noises, so she reached under her jumper and extracted the
culprit.
"I got you a kitten. You have to name her."