"Oh don't apologise to POOOOOOOOOOR ollllllllllllllllllld Moaaaaaaaaning Myrtle," Myrtle boo'hoo'hoo'd from her position in the air. She flipped upside-down and glaaaaaaared at the girl with the ratty hair, then at the other girls fake-inquiring about how she was doing. "Of course I'm not hurt. I'm a ghooooooooooooooooost. I don't HAAAAAAAAAVE feelings."

Except for all the feelings bubbling out of her right now.