Alacer. Alacer. Cutty wondered if the spell had it's origins in Arabic in whole or in part. Should he ask Professor Fuller? If he were being honest with himself, he had sort of maintained a distance from Fuller for his treatment of Tempus and Brown. Fuse that with the water-balloons incident involving the Newell twins and he was reasonably certain that Fuller would or should hold him as a trouble maker. This might have even been how he wanted it. Something to contradict those Professors who held him in high regard. Ya know...mix it up a little.

These and other ridiculous thoughts filled Cutty's mind as he proceeded to tip the bog roll into the toilet and flush. He watched the endless whirl of water as it took down an entire roll of toilet tissue. Photo op time! He took out the camera and snapped a photo. Click!

"Alacer." He said tapping the tip of his wand to the paper and reliving that fine moment again. If only he could've set up the camera to go off just as some poor Hogwartian young man took a seat, relieved and realized that he was only halfway done withe the battle.