Ian listened to the bellowing Proptain and heard him declare war and divide the class. Ian tried very hard not to laugh at the professor as he waved a pair of boxer shorts bearing the skull and crossbones. Well then, Ian certainly would take part. He watched as his roast fell harmlessly to the floor beyond Zeke.

Ian looked around and found another item that looked like it would be nice and messy as a puree. He grabbed a pineapple laying about and placed it on the table. Francesco! he cried out as he pointed his wand at it. IF THERE BE WAR, LET THERE BE VICTORY! Come on Slytherpuffs! Let us do battle against the Professor and his team This class had turned quite epic. Who knew they would get to have a foodfight in the astronomy lab.

Ian grabbed a handful of his pineapple puree and heaved it directly at Zekesmee and watched, hoping for a direct hit, right in the chest of the boy.