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sweetpinkpixie 
"Captain. You will address me as Captain," he corrected as he leaned forward to have his nose practically touch the one belonging to the younf man that had spoken. "NEW SMEE! (DaniDiNardo) Start keeping notes for me. This one too shall walk the plank."
What on Earth...? The boy's face grew more and more uncomfortable as the completely bonkers professor got closer and closer until hIs noSE tOuCheD HiS.
UNCOMFORTABLE, SO UNCOMFORTABLE.
OH. BY. MERLIN. YO, PROF. EVER HEARD OF PERSONAL SPACE?! Crossed a line, Professor Space Rocks!! DO. NOT. TOUCH. THE PRIZE-WINNER.
"I'd appreciate if you DIDN'T, Captain." The flabbergasted Hufflepuff hissed, pushing away the professor's bearded up mug to a safe distance.
Walk the plank?? WALK THE PLANK?? Lol, sure thing, Captain. He'll voluntarily walk the plank if he keeps this up. Touching his portrait like they were on homie terms, omg.
Declan frustratedly tore open his food package, gritting his teeth against the urge to answer. He'll give him NO satisfaction after an invasion of his personal bubble, like he just did. NO WAY.
BITE, CHEW, SAVOR ANGRILY.