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Old 09-26-2014, 03:45 AM   #304 (permalink)
Mad Eye Touz


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Hogwarts RPG Name:
Zahra Kettleburn
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Originally Posted by Tegz View Post
She needed ammunition! A weapon! Something! Ruby squealed dramatically and conjured a cushion (she was good at that, as anyone who happened to have attended the feast would know). This cushion was perfectly serviceable for taming pixies.

BITING PIXIES.

OKAY ZAHRA WAS BITING HER! AND SHE HAD KNOCKED HER ON THE FLOOR.

Ruby, giggling, whacked pixie!Zahra with her cushion.

PILLOW FIGHT!


Zahra the Pixie ASSUMED THE FETAL POSITION, screeched... GIGGLED like a loon... and got beat up by a pillow by a MAD WOMAN. It was the best. History of Magic was by far the best class offered at Hogwarts.

No one here yelled at her to STOP POURING WATER or DONT TOUCH THE BALLS. Nope.

"DON'T PULL OFF MY WIIIIINGGSS, YOU HARRRRPPPYYYYYY," Zahra the Pixie screeched, rallying a little in her beat up Pixie state to get her legs around CRAZY RUBY PILLOW WIELDER.
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