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Mad Eye Touz 
Bruce was EXASPERATED WITH THIS .... she-yeti. "BRUCE HATES IT, YOUR FACE, and your PRESENCE. GET OFF MY MOUNTAIN BEFORE I ROAST YOUR ARM AND EAT IT LIKE KEBAB!" Yeah!
Bruce then showed ZELDA a few of his KARATE MOVES. TOTALLY THREATENING.
"BRUCE DOESN'T CARE! YOU WASTE YOUR YETI TIME. PILLAGE A VILLAGE, NOT CURL YOUR BEARD! GET A HOBBY, YETI TRESPASSER!"
Bruce hiiiii-yaaaah'd and HUH'd and CHOPPED!
Ethan got a marker, and while the parchment was still taped on his face, he drew a single arched eyebrow somewhere in the middle of the yeti’s eyes. He can’t see okay, but you get the idea. Raised brow for Bruce. The male yeti’s karate chops did not impress Zelda at all.
Zelda even placed a hand on Bruce’s face to stop him.
“GRRRR…NONONO!!! BRUCE SHOULD PILLAGE THE VILLAGE AND ZELDA TAKES CARE OF CHILDREN!!!” Ethan knew there was an ickle first year beside him, and he or she would be the perfect extra for this scene. He couldn't see because of the mask, so instead...got hold of Professor Cassie, and showed her to Bruce. Oops? Hopefully she'd play along?
Oh yes Bruce, you are a Papa. And Zelda’s your wifey. And this child is your offspring!
“BAD DADA BRUCE! BAD! GRRRRRRR…” Ethan then stood in front of the person he nicked from nearby, protecting him...or her from Bruce.
Ah...Merlin forbid. He forgot about putting holes on his mask!