Okay, so the Ilfacrombe Incident... Sophie didn't exactly know what that was, so she flipped open her textbook. Sure, some kid had rattled off 218372181 facts about it, but none of them were facts Sophie remembered. She found the page on the Ilfacrombe Incident and began skimming through it in search of something that other kid hadn't said.

She put her finger on a block of text to hold her place and raised her hand. "It says here that some Muggle named Dodgy Dork...err, Dirk...managed to escape having the Memory Charm cast on him, and he lived on to say a 'dirty, great flying lizard' injured him," she said. She lowered her hand. A dirty, great flying lizard? What...? PSH. This was coming from a man named Dodgy Dirk, so...what did she expect?