Sophie thought about Caleb's first statement. "Oh, well...I guess you're right. I mean two Gryffindors just don't randomly have two awesome Slytherins unless there's some awesomeness in them, too," she said. With that, she was pretty much satisfied with Caleb's belief that their parents were made of win.

There was something said about pie then, but Sophie overlooked it on account of whatever else was going on in the common room. "No idea," she said, "but it's just Slytherin boys being Slytherin boys. No offense, but you lot are hard to deal with." Fact. "Except you, because...we must be the only siblings on Earth that actually get along."

"EXCUSE ME!" she yelled. "Bathroom's down the hall, toilet paper's on the wall. If you can't reach it, get a ladder. If you're too tall, kneel down. But for the love of all Merlin, stop stinking up the common room!" Whoever it was. Silly boys. RIDICULOUS.