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She was just being silly?
Good. Maybe. Because he could imagine there being an accident if she came up randomly to him and started yelling. "How considerate of you," he said, before smirking a little. "I heard that there was a disease going around this school last year." If that was what she was talking about with the deafness. He wasn't going to mention who had said this to him, of course.
She was nice. WELL. Grayson probably could believe that considering what house she was the head of. "Nice is alright, I guess." Wait, WHAT?! ALL the Professors here were nice?! What in the name of Merlin? No. The boy couldn't believe that at all. "You're telling me that there's not a single Professor in the school who's got a mean bone in them?" There had to be. SURELY.
"Uh huh. 'Xactly," he agreed, nodding along as he did so, "It's a shame that none of this works anywhere else. Like the common room. What if you want to hold a party but can't put up any of the music on your music software?" It was bad, really.
"At all?!" What? "They're dead simple to use. Much better than these old things."
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