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Eggcellent. Alec grinned at the man. Where was Funny Dude Nigel to appreciate this pun?
... Right. Words were being spoken which meant that notes needed to be taken, too. He wasn't sure how you could make something practical out of this topic. ... Unless... they would all be smashing eggs against the floor? That probably wasn't enough for a practical portion of a lesson but the boy would appreciate some pointers on how to properly crack open an egg.
Trying to imagine the Big Bang being a sort of expansion wasn't hard but what was hard was keeping up that image in his head when a boy, a Gryffindor, was shouting out about... being nice? Grey-blue eyes landed on him and Alec raised his eyebrows. The Head Girlfriend was stepping in, though, which was good. Awesome girl was awesome. And she was good at taking control which Alec found to be... very...
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... He turned bright red and bent his head down to take some more notes. What were they talking about? Growth spurt? Linked to the universe? He could agree with the others, yeah? Inflation. It sounded right. Nodnod. ... Could he... offer something else? "I heard that it... didn't last very long, this inflation period," he said, his hand in the air.
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