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If he thought he couldn't get any more confused, Alec was wrong. Very wrong. This was more like... confusion overload.
Growl? Roar? Snuffle? Were all of those bear noises? Was this person... trying to communicate with him? In bear language? It seemed like it, unless his hunches were wrong. Frantic, the boy used his spare hand to ruffle his hair. Why should he do? How should he respond to the person who seemed to be so... invested in this bear theory. ... "Roaaaar!" ... That wasn't believable. Erm... right! He should... shuffle some more! That's it! Shuffle shuffle roar roar!
Bacon? Alec looked down at his sandwich and GRINNED. This was a compliment and here was the logic: bacon was AWESOME, in every sense of the word. And if Alec smelt like bacon, then that meant that he smelt GREAT. Yeah, he could accept that. "Tha-" Bear, Summers, bear! "ROAR!" Roar... roar... bang on chest roar...
... And... there went his sandwich too. Over the corn!wall. Sigh.
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