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The best thing to do when you're lost? Eat. Alec was midway through taking a bite out of his sandwich -- BLT, you know -- when... someone spoke.
... BLINK. WHAT?!
Brows furrowed, the boy looked around him to see who this voice belonged to but... because of the darkness, he couldn't really see much. Frown. Confused Summers was confused. And he was even more confused at the way this voice -- a familiar voice, at that -- seemed to be calling him... black, brown or koala? ... Weren't they all bears? Apart from the koala, as this voice so cleverly told him. ... Also, what was so wrong with those types? He had questions about this.
Alec was stumped. Really. He didn't LOOK like a bear and he certainly didn't sound like one either. Last time he checked, bears didn't speak English. As for the sandwich... he paused. Would bears eat a sandwich? Were they big fans of the bacon-lettuce-tomato combination? Was that what was giving him away? Or the way he was walking? Was his walk... bear-like? ... He needed to ask Tag. The boy would be more than okay with checking out his walk. He hoped.
No. He needed to reply. ... So... he started making lame bear noises. Naturally.
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