Where in the world did they eat these things even? West got that it was Muggle because Muggle Studies, but he'd never seen crackers like that before. They looked more like biscuits than crackers. And it seemed like a lot of effort to go to when the chocolate and marshmallow and biscuit!crackers would do perfectly fine on their own.

He got the ingredients and a napkin and went to work trying to get his head around making one of these things without making a mess.

Also, hi girlfriend. He didn't know why she was at the Slytherin fire but didn't care. She was more interesting than strangely assembled food.