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Originally Posted by
Princesspower 
"Actually, some women can have beards depending on how much masculine genes they have, each person have both, with the more dominant type of genes determining their gender. There has been bearded woman in the past. That being said, males do more commonly have facial hair and usually the way they present it differs depending on culture, locale and religion. Some men have straight beards, other have curly. Dumbledore had a really long beard. Also some people's beard colour is different to the colour on the skull, for example my brother has brown hair on his head, yet when his beard grows, it grows red". That being said, Sarah thought that only married men should let their beards grow. Beards are a sign of maturity.
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Alexa took a glance over at Sarah...who'd thought to correct her unnecessarily.
"I'm aware of that. I didn't say they couldn't, note the use of the word almost when I spoke."
The man already had her in a bad mood, no need to make it worse. She decided to leave that where it was and instead focus on the Professor. No telling what he'd be asking for next. With any luck, something would go BOOM in one of those cauldrons.
SPOILER!!: Frenchie
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Originally Posted by
Professor R. French "
As everyone knows, beards are pr3dominantly grown by MEN. This, in turn, makes them BETTER ARITHMANCERS. I am so sorry ladies, but it is true okay yes, just true. Unless you are, of course, one of those naturally beard-growing females, then yes okay. I want 3V3RYONE to be good Arithmancers, so EVERYONE gets a b3ard TWOday! For today's activity, you will all N33D a BEARD. Since none of you have ONE, I have provided potion for you. This potion, ONCE consumed, will grow a beard onto your face. You will be bearded. You will need a beard for the activity."
Professor French held up a LADLE and a STACK OF CUPS, then placed them on either side of the cauldron onto the table.
"Please okay, form an orderly line here. You will need to fill ONE cup with this potion, DRINK IMM3DIATELY, throw away your cup, and return to your seat. ONE FULL CUP. Not half, not TWO, not THREE. ONE CUP. DRINK IMMEDIATELY. Your beard will begin growing by the time you return to your seat."
Yes okay thanks? Okay well done.
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There is no pain associated with growing a beard okay yes, please follow my directions. This is n0t optional. You have come to class, okay yes, now participate. Orderly line, just here okay yes."
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OOC: YES OKAY, have your student come to the front, ladle Beard Growing Potion into a cup, DRINK, and sit back down -- a BEARD *WILL* grow onto EVERYONE'S FACES that consumes the potion. You can decide it's make and model 
. Amount of potion consumed is proportional to BEARD. So...little potion? Pencil mustache? TOO MUCH? Flood dragging beard? With me? yes okay thanks.
Or not. Just more rubbish talk.
People with beards being the best Arithmancers? Well that solved everything! She didn't
want to be a famous Arithmancer in the first place soooooo...
But the beard.
The beard.
Min had gotten a beard in Astronomy class and she remembered she'd wanted one too. This man might have been a loon but she wasn't about to pass this up. Lex hopped out of her seat and casually made her to the cauldrons.
"Professor? Is there any way I could get my beard in blue?"
Girls weren't meant to have beards but they were all getting them, might as well continue with the weird yeah? If the potion didn't do the trick she'd make it that colour herself.
This class was getting stranger and stranger...she wasn't sure how she felt about this but she drank a cup of the stuff and watched the beard slowly springing up as she made her way back to her seat. It wasn't blue. This was disappointing.