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HazelStone101 · 09-11-2013, 06:00 PM

SPOILER!!: Yougottabekittenmerightmeow

Upon being snubbed by the professor about her Arithmancy skills Jayden was a bit put off. And THEN he had the nerve to say that men were better at Arithmancy because they had beards. OH THE SEXISM. But of course, not wanting to lose house points, she proceeded to bite her tongue, arms crossed and her eyes and lips forming a semi permanent scowl.

And then the real fun began. A beard potion. More beards. Her scowl softened a bit as she headed to the front, watching her fellow classmates faces change into full out goatees and santa claus style beards. Hopefully hers wouldn't be too bad.

"Bottoms up!"

And then things started to get a little hairy in Jayden's world.

"I HAVE THE BEST BEARD EVER!" She cried, running her hands through her little mini beard. Okay. So maybe Arithmancy wasn't what she was used to anymore. But beards were awesome.

09-11-2013, 06:00 PM	#158 (permalink)
HazelStone101 Puffskein Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: GMT -8 Posts: 2,495 Hogwarts RPG Name: Emma Rose Smith Third Year	♥ ♥Cutiepie ♥ ♥The Mouse & ♥ ♥ Peace.Love.Sponge♥ ♥ SPOILER!!: Yougottabekittenmerightmeow Quote: Originally Posted by Professor R. French "If you were any good at Arithmancy, perhaps you would have been able to predict the use of beards in Arithmancy, meow okay. Please keep listening, yes please thanks." "As everyone knows, beards are pr3dominantly grown by MEN. This, in turn, makes them BETTER ARITHMANCERS. I am so sorry ladies, but it is true okay yes, just true. Unless you are, of course, one of those naturally beard-growing females, then yes okay. I want 3V3RYONE to be good Arithmancers, so EVERYONE gets a b3ard TWOday! For today's activity, you will all N33D a BEARD. Since none of you have ONE, I have provided potion for you. This potion, ONCE consumed, will grow a beard onto your face. You will be bearded. You will need a beard for the activity." Professor French held up a LADLE and a STACK OF CUPS, then placed them on either side of the cauldron onto the table. "Please okay, form an orderly line here. You will need to fill ONE cup with this potion, DRINK IMM3DIATELY, throw away your cup, and return to your seat. ONE FULL CUP. Not half, not TWO, not THREE. ONE CUP. DRINK IMMEDIATELY. Your beard will begin growing by the time you return to your seat." Yes okay thanks? Okay well done. "There is no pain associated with growing a beard okay yes, please follow my directions. This is n0t optional. You have come to class, okay yes, now participate. Orderly line, just here okay yes." --- OOC: YES OKAY, have your student come to the front, ladle Beard Growing Potion into a cup, DRINK, and sit back down -- a BEARD WILL grow onto EVERYONE'S FACES that consumes the potion. You can decide it's make and model . Amount of potion consumed is proportional to BEARD. So...little potion? Pencil mustache? TOO MUCH? Flood dragging beard? With me? yes okay thanks. Upon being snubbed by the professor about her Arithmancy skills Jayden was a bit put off. And THEN he had the nerve to say that men were better at Arithmancy because they had beards. OH THE SEXISM. But of course, not wanting to lose house points, she proceeded to bite her tongue, arms crossed and her eyes and lips forming a semi permanent scowl. And then the real fun began. A beard potion. More beards. Her scowl softened a bit as she headed to the front, watching her fellow classmates faces change into full out goatees and santa claus style beards. Hopefully hers wouldn't be too bad. "Bottoms up!" And then things started to get a little hairy in Jayden's world. "I HAVE THE BEST BEARD EVER!" She cried, running her hands through her little mini beard. Okay. So maybe Arithmancy wasn't what she was used to anymore. But beards were awesome.