SPOILER!!: Professor R. French;11433905
SPOILER!!: R3PL13S yes okay
"You are not fond of the goatee? Interesting, yes okay. The goatee can be and is important to Arithmancy. They were first grown in Voodoo farms for bats to sleep in. Very important, yes okay."
"You should not be shaving your neck, yes okay. Very dangerous, that okay? The House of Jeremy Gryffindor are known for their grooming, so be safe yes okay."
"Yes, okay, well done thank you! Ten points to Jeremy Gryffindor's House!"
"You are going to d0 very, very well in this class. House Jeremy Gryffindor, as everyone knows, is VERY G1FT3D in the ART of AR1THMANCY. WELL DONE, YES OKAY!"
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"You are D1STRACT1NG MY CLASS. This is not a D3M0CRACY. This is my lesson, you will talk less, and you will L1ST3N MOR3, YES OKAY THANKS. You have learned N0THING so far. Your jaws must be tired. Rest them, for us all please okay thanks. You are disapp0inting your Housemates! I can 0nly take so many interruptions. ONE more and there will be c0nsequences yes yes okay!!"
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"My b3ard doesn't have feelings. Hair does not feel, okay yes."
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As everyone knows, beards are pr3dominantly grown by MEN. This, in turn, makes them BETTER ARITHMANCERS. I am so sorry ladies, but it is true okay yes, just true. Unless you are, of course, one of those naturally beard-growing females, then yes okay. I want 3V3RYONE to be good Arithmancers, so EVERYONE gets a b3ard TWOday! For today's activity, you will all N33D a BEARD. Since none of you have ONE, I have provided potion for you. This potion, ONCE consumed, will grow a beard onto your face. You will be bearded. You will need a beard for the activity."
Professor French held up a LADLE and a STACK OF CUPS, then placed them on either side of the cauldron onto the table.
"Please okay, form an orderly line here. You will need to fill ONE cup with this potion, DRINK IMM3DIATELY, throw away your cup, and return to your seat. ONE FULL CUP. Not half, not TWO, not THREE. ONE CUP. DRINK IMMEDIATELY. Your beard will begin growing by the time you return to your seat."
Yes okay thanks? Okay well done.
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There is no pain associated with growing a beard okay yes, please follow my directions. This is n0t optional. You have come to class, okay yes, now participate. Orderly line, just here okay yes."
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This was all proposterous, yet Sarah's acting skills kept her from laughing at the suggestions... Gryffindors good at grooming? Well Sarah and her mom could not care less about that. The part about mustaches....WHAT A LAUGH! It is ssaid that people get wiser with age, but this guy was absuloutly senile!
He then began to thretan her to be quiet. Sarah would not mind vonsequences if they affected her only, but she did not want her house so suffer (especially coz Alice got them ten points already) so she decided to keep quiet. Hopefully by now the rest of the students would see the holes in his theories. So even with that completely discriminatry comment came on, she kept quiet, yet notated. This was against HUman Rights. But the beard part was cool.
Sarah stoold up and went to the potion. Despite unpleasant experiences with potions with Lafay last year, she did not want to upset him and besides beards were fun in such an instance. She went over to the line and waited her turn, and once she got a cup she ladled it to the top and drained it quickly into her mouth. There was tingly feeling and behold a long beard began to grow. It was nice and long.
"I like the amount of surface area... I can use it as a cloth to clear up messes" she said. Then she began to sing,
"Does your BEARD hang low?" she stroked it "Does it wobble to and fro?" she gave it a wobble
"Can you tie it in a knot?" Sarah attempted to knot it, yet rain out of time before the tune called for "
Can you tie it in a bow?" Now she was quick and she made it into a bow but then the next part came too soon "
Can you throw it 'oer your shoulder like a continental soldier?" So Sarah flicked her beard which was in a bow over her shoulder
"Does your hair hang low?". And so she moved onto the next verse