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Zoom · 09-11-2013, 12:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Professor R. French

Professor French cleared his throat to begin again, "I'm going to need someone to perform the ancient Egyptian art of ADDITION on all the numbers shouted! What RANDOM NUMBER have we created here today as a class??? Anyone? Please perform the addition."

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Originally Posted by Professor R. French

"Let's begin with YOU telling M3 how much and what you know about FACIAL hair? B3ARDS to be exact, okay yes. Please be precise. B3ARDS."

HEH. She had a nice number. *proud*

WHAT EVEN WITH THIS MAN.

Firstly, adding the numbers people had shouted out was next to impossible considering that some of the people had made up numbers. ~~Why did those people have to make it hard for the rest of them?~~ So you might as well go ahead and say that the number they had come up with was in indeterminate form or something because there was no way they were going to come up with a real number.

Unless they were talking about sets, but that was a different issue entirely.

Ariel would have raised her hand to note something about the impracticality of their responses, however, the pace at which the class was moving barely gave her time to breathe. And before she could even think about opening her mouth, the professor was on to the next subject.

Which was... BEARDS?

How were beards and numbers even sort of related? Well... Ariel could think of one way. The girl poked her hand into the air. "Vell, beards tend to grow in a random pattern as far as the 'air follicles are arranged, but ze amount of growth does maintain a consistent average from person to person." Or at least, it sounded like it should. To be honest, Ariel didn't know a lot about facial hair.

09-11-2013, 12:46 AM	#97 (permalink)
Zoom Doxy Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Westeros [EST] Posts: 6,444	caffeine princess ♬ lunchbox adventurer ❀ little rose Quote: Originally Posted by Professor R. French Professor French cleared his throat to begin again, "I'm going to need someone to perform the ancient Egyptian art of ADDITION on all the numbers shouted! What RANDOM NUMBER have we created here today as a class??? Anyone? Please perform the addition." Quote: Originally Posted by Professor R. French "Let's begin with YOU telling M3 how much and what you know about FACIAL hair? B3ARDS to be exact, okay yes. Please be precise. B3ARDS." HEH. She had a nice number. proud WHAT EVEN WITH THIS MAN. Firstly, adding the numbers people had shouted out was next to impossible considering that some of the people had made up numbers. ~~Why did those people have to make it hard for the rest of them?~~ So you might as well go ahead and say that the number they had come up with was in indeterminate form or something because there was no way they were going to come up with a real number. Unless they were talking about sets, but that was a different issue entirely. Ariel would have raised her hand to note something about the impracticality of their responses, however, the pace at which the class was moving barely gave her time to breathe. And before she could even think about opening her mouth, the professor was on to the next subject. Which was... BEARDS? How were beards and numbers even sort of related? Well... Ariel could think of one way. The girl poked her hand into the air. "Vell, beards tend to grow in a random pattern as far as the 'air follicles are arranged, but ze amount of growth does maintain a consistent average from person to person." Or at least, it sounded like it should. To be honest, Ariel didn't know a lot about facial hair.