Tobias was absolutely RIGHT. This was absolutely the BEST VIEW EVER.

He was absolutely giddy with excitement. Especially since, like, he KNEW who some of these players were. AND COMMENTATING WAS SO FUN.

Okay. Maybe he shouldn't have started on the 5th bag of gummy worms.

...

...

He ate another gummy worm SUPERQUICK before grasping the mic again.

"Hudson throws the quaffle up into the air and PUNCHES it DIRECTLY TOWARDS STARK! That was good aim, wooooooow. Stark makes the catch, but quickly fumbles as Cambridge flies super close to him from his blind side and startles him. Fischer is waiting below and catches the quaffle... hey, neat teamwork!" That was pretty nifty. Tobias proceeded to watch her fly up the pitch before realising HE WAS FORGETTING TO DO HIS JOB. "OH right... so Fischer is headed straight back towards the goalpost to have another go an-... oh.... the quaffle is gone. OH OH OH! KINSLEY HAS IT! That was super sneaky, way to go!" Because Tobias was supporting EVERYONE here. "Kinsley is headed for the goalposts... his teammates are making sure he has a clear path... it's just him and the keeper now, HE SHOOTS... SUNG SAVES IT!"

Suddenly someone flew RIGHT BY THE COMMENTATOR'S section so fast that Tobias' hat was nearly blown off. He caught it and stared after the figure in green who was now raising her bat. "Ferrier looks like she's gonna get back at the Gryffindors for that super neat bit of teamwork. She bats a bludger right at the Gryffindor chasers. Fischer yells out a warning but TOO LATE. LEX is HIT." Nooooooooooooo. Tobias didn't like that. STAHHHP. "Are you okay, Lex? Right in the knee... oucchhhh. I'm sure some ice cream will make you feel better."

Erm... anyway.

"So that was a great bludger hit from Ferrier. Boy, she's strong." He was pretty sure he heard the impact from where he was sitting.

"Back to the quaffle, Sung throws it to Fischer 'cause it looks like Cambridge is a bit preoccupied at the moment. Fischer flies down the pitch going over and under and around and EVERYWHERE. Cambridge is coming up to help but Fischer is already at the goalposts. She doesn't even slow down as she shoots... Hudson dives for it... AND FISCHER SCORES! Told ya you'd do it!"

Tobias leaned back again to take a breath but NOT FOR LONG.

"So the score is still 10-0 to Slytherin."

As the Slytherin keeper looked for a teammate to throw the quaffle into, she looked for a second like she was batting away a pesky fly or something, and a flash of gold glinted by her hand. Probably just some jewelry.

"Hudson LAUNCHES the quaffle back into play and Stark flies up to meet it in the air. He seems to survey the situation around him for a split second before deciding to take the route ABOVE the players and getting to the goal hoops that way. Before he reaches them he passes off to Kinsley who's just managed to escape the block from Fischer. Kinsley keeps the quaffle safe under his arm until he reaches the goalposts. He ducks away from Cambridge, HE SHOOTS... SUNG SAVES IT AGAIN! You'll get it next time Theo!" Tobias' predictions always came true.

"So on with th- WAIT."

!!!!!

“GUYS. NO SERIOUSLY. GUYS. SEEKERS HAVE SEEN THE SNITCH!” Wow, they were FAST. “Both seekers go into a dive headed straight for the bottom of the goalposts! They’re neck and neck.. Oh MERLIN, I can’t watch! Oh right... I have to. Well, fine. They’re still going for it! THEY’RE GOING TO HIT THE POSTS! ... both seekers pull out of the dive, but Montmorency has his fist in the air! He’s caught the snitch for Slytherin! Slytherin lead 60-0."

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