West helped himself to a sandwich. Just saying, he was already hungry. Good chance to stuff his face while Jake talked. Really co-commentating was good for this reason. Omnomnomnom.

Oh. His turn. West's eyes on the action he leaned forward eagerly.

"Quaffle to Staff and.... Come on Stone get in there! The Ravenclaw-seeker turned-keeper has gotta get his GAME face on! ....Flamsteed passes to Cerulean.... somehow....... she catchs and passes and stays on her broom...and there goes that flash of red hair as Truebridge snatches the Quaffle one handed from the air... that is an expert hairflip, even Montmorency would agree.... or he would if he wasn't busy hunting for that snitch. See that concentration?" Impressive right? "Truebridge shoots and... STONE KNOCKS IT AWAY WITH A FISTBUMP!"


"Oh watch out for the Bludger! Oh man, TWO Bludgers, working in tandom. WATCH OUT CERULEAN.... but here comes LAFAY, she smacks it hard she's GLARING at the Muggle Studies professor for getting in the line of fire... Romanos's eyes look beedy from this distance don't they? Like she can SEE something that we can't see. Has she got the vision to compete with MONTMORENCY though? Anyone seen the Snitch yet?" He turned to glance at Jake and then looked back at the pitch.

"Bishop is RIGHT THERE and with an EPIC thwack of her bat, she sends a bludger flying... is Baltazar SERIOUSLY in a shoving match with Bellaire? Brave.... Bishop's bludger cracks FLAMSTEED IN THE HEAD, almost dislodging his tie!"

....

"Possession to students... Stone tosses the Quaffle back in... Their passing game is flawless, folks, See how Kinsley weaves around Elisabeth-Potter? But its CASTELL with the Quaffle tucked under her arm... and now its Elisabeth-Potter... and now its Kinsley.... Hadley's waiting at the goal with a smile on her face...that's creepy....but she's watching Kinsley! And Elisabeth-Potter SHOOTS AND SCORES FOR THE STUDENTS!"

Wooo this was EXHAUSTING. West offered Jake a fistbump though, for reasons. Their team-mates didn't need to be awesome for him and Jake to be awesome, obviously. But they were awesome. So awesome all around then.


"IS THAT.... THE SEEKERS HAVE SPOTTED THE SNITCH! Romanos and Montmorency in a head-to-head dive... Truebridge is YELLING... what is she saying? Something about being fired?..." West stared and bit into his sandwich, chewing in a frenzy as he watched. "They're stretching out, reaching.... Montmorency politely budges his Defense Professor out of the way and she elbows him FIERCELY and... he lunges for the snitch but MISSES! HE LUNGES AGAIN and... THE SNITCH IS HIS! MONTMORENCY GETS THE FIRST SNITCH CAPTURE OF THE GAME!"


YUSSSSSSSSSSS.

"That's alright Bishop, you can stop chewing your tongue now." West informed the Hufflepuff co-captain generously. Now back to his sandwich.