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Old 05-10-2013, 03:42 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Hogwarts RPG Name:
Von Culpepper
Gryffindor
Graduated

Hogwarts RPG Name:
Taliesin Dane
Hufflepuff
Fourth Year
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Mom says I have no sense of direction, so I packed my bags and right.

"Ari's chop'in broccoli" Oakey continued to sing lies about the snake-girl, who wasn't even in the Kitchen. He grabbed a a third piece of Broccoli from the counter and attempted to juggle "Chop'in brocco-li, Chop'in brocco-la, Chop'in brocco-laa-aa"
Of course Oakey had no skill in juggling broccoli, or anything in that matter and all but one piece hit the floor.

Oh had Anya finished the Sandwiches for the boys? He was one of those! How nice, Oakey shimmied over to her and gracifully plucked a sandwich from the counter the Gryffindor Girl was now on top of."Ari's chop'in brocco-lay" he lied again. "Chop'in brocco-lay
Ari's chop-eah-un!"


"Chop'in brocco-loco -lay -eaa -eaa -eaa--eeee"

One tree of Broccoli in hand, and sandwich in another. Oakey need a place to enjoy the delicacy. Where though? His eyes scanned the Kitchen until it landed on the Large Kitchen Sink. His Throne of course, and he wasn't playing games. "Ari's chopin broccoli", but she wasn't.

"She chopin she chopin... Hoggy Hoggy Hogwarts"
Where did that last part come from? Someone threw him off his song? Was it the Tillstorm girl!

Oakey reached the sink, and looked down into it, how had he fit in this before? it almost looked too small. He set the sandwich down a nearby counter and took his wand out. "Engorgio" he spoke as the Sink suddenly went one size bigger. He took his sandwich back and had nice big bite "Ch ch ch ch ch ch ta ta ta ta the bra-co-li-i" He sang, sort of with bits of sandwich spraying from his mouth. "Delicious Sandwich Anya." With that, he sat into the sink. "Ari's chopin brrrrraaaaiiiii. Ari's chop she's chop broccoli. She's chopin beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
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