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Old 05-08-2013, 11:39 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Oakey pushed his way past the Turnstiles and grabbed two knuts from his Access jar, because he was still broke after having to pay the TICKET!Guy money to stay on the train. He moved to the fridge to see what vegetables he could use to start some kind of Veggie Drink. All he saw though was more Broccoli, and oh some carrots. That could do the trick! A carrot/brocolli veggie drink to help Ella on her first day as Captain. Good Neighbor was good even when they were at School. He pulled the items out of the fridge and set them down on the counter unaware at the Astronomy Professor was standing beside him...until the Large-Foreheaded man started to sing.
"Merlin!" Oakey said as he fumbled with the bag of broccoli, and almost lost a hand full of the greens.

Damn, how long had Professor Flamsteed been here, and what kind of song was that?
Banana fully peeled now Airey held it up to his mouth and started to somewhat use it as a microphone - still believing that he was very much alone in the kitchen.

"I'll eaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat you...bananaaaaaaaa, I'll eat you... I could slice you on my coooooooooorn flakes. Or maybe on a PB sandwich..." Cue a short dramatic pause. "NO! I want you with some ice creeeeeeaaaaaam! Banana splits are just beyond compaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaare...."

And it was while holding this rather long note that the professor became aware that he was not alone in the kitchen. "No, Professor Flamsteed," he said in reply to Mr. Gunter. He didn't have a beard like the other fellow. "But THANK you for the compliment." Being mistaken as one of the wizarding greats was a very kind thing of the Hufflepuff to do.
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Anya walked into the kitchens dragging her boyfriend behind her. "...and I'm sorry, I know that it's mean... but I just... can't eat anything like that." Plus... it was made by the scary elf that Anya didn't like.

"So. In conclusion. Sammich. Would you like one too?" Because Anya didn't mind making one for him. Or anyone else. Really. She'd rather it be her cooking then everyone pay for... whatever was upstairs in the Great Hall.

Plus. Sandwiches were easy to make and guys seemed to like them.

"'ello Oakey. Professor." she said noticing the two. "... the house elf around?" she asked kind of pulling Jake in front of her and hiding behind his shoulder.
"Hello, Miss Phillips," Airey replied. Maybe he really would make a banana split now that he had just sung about one. Hmmmm... "I haven't seen the poor thing yet."

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"I don't blame you," Jake replied, shaking his head. "I had one bite of that chicken and wanted to vomit." Eurgh. He still hadn't had anything substantial to eat, since his dinner of ice cream was the last "meal" he'd eaten.

Sammich. He grinned, nodding. "I'd love one." He looked away from his girlfriend then, and his eyes caught the other people in the kitchen. Professor Flamsteed and the Head Boy. Jake glanced at Anya before looking back at the other two. "Hey, Gunter. Professor." Making his way over to the counter, he saw the bunch of bananas that was near Flamsteed. "Mind if I...?" He asked the professor before snapping a banana off. He started to peel it, leaning back against the counter as he did so. Now he'd have a sandwich and a banana. A very balanced meal, if he said so himself.
Oh! Was Mr. Keller going to join him in the banana singing?! BRILLIANT.

Banana still in hand, he put one arm around the boy and pulled him in closer and away from the counter. "I peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel you, bananaaaaaaaa..."

Well, wasn't he going to join in? They were getting to the best part of the song!
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