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Hogwarts RPG Name:
Amelia Yarborough
Hufflepuff
Seventh Year

Hogwarts RPG Name:
Emerald Peridot "Dot" Ainsley
Gryffindor
Seventh Year

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Armadillo bile? Okay. Uh.. that stuff, that looked like bile. So Alice measured out two ounces of the stuff and carefully dropped it into cauldron after stirring her potion in the direction she THOUGHT was clockwise. And, of course, she waited until it stopped spinning and stuff. Then, she began spooning in the flobberworm mucus. 'Cause she had seen what had happened to her Mama Selina and it would be pretty bad if two out of four Gryffindor leaders ended up royally screwing up at potions, yeah?

So she would focus.

For the Head Girl, obviously, not because she was scared of Lafay or anything. Cough.



Alice drizzled in the cup of what she thought was whale oil, being careful to drizzle it in slow and low, just as Lafay had. And then for.. wait, nose clamps? Did troll dung really smell THAT bad? But the Potions professor was probably right, so she stuck the clamps on. Ow. Those things hurt.

And then for the troll dung, dumped out of the jar carefully and.. SON OF GARDEN GNOME, that smelled AWFUL. The nose clamps DID NOT help, nope. The fourth year wrinkled her nose a bit under the clamp as she held the dung out as far away from herself as possible and sloooowly shook the jar out into the cauldron.



At least she didn't throw up like Mika, though, so that was good.

But that vomit DIDN'T HELP THE PLEASANTRY OF SCENTS AND AROMAS IN THE ROOM, OKAY?

It also didn't help that the Claw had been sitting very near her and had kind of up chucked ALL OVER HER. .. like, seriously? Alice cringed as Mika's lunch and breakfast and past meals spewed out all over her. .. "Um.. help, please?" And Mika was lucky they were FRIENDS or she would have been getting BITTEN right about now.

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Alice Fischer
Fourth Year
Gryffindor
Awesome

The Noxious Potion is a potion that emits a green smoke that corrupts the mind into thinking it's poisonous and harmful and icky.

Procedure
- Clean the cauldron.
- Fill the cauldron halfway full with milk.
- Start a low flame.
- Crack each doxy egg.
- Stir once counterclockwise after each egg you drop in the cauldron.
- Take the gems of Sulfur and crumple them into the milk with your gloved hands.
- Stir the potion vigorously clockwise.
- Wait until it is in full spin to drop in the armadillo bile.
- After it stops spinning, carefully add flobberworm mucus to the mix with a wooden spoon.
- Drizzle in a cup of whale oil from the side slowly and lowly.
- Dump in that HORRENDOUS, DISGUSTING, REVOLTING, TERRIFYING, ICKY, NASTY, REPULSIVE dung.

Ingredients
- Milk, to fill cauldron half way
- 5 Doxy eggs
- 10 grams of Sulfur
- 2 ounces of armadillo bile
- 4 cups of flobberworm mucus
- 1 cup of whale oil
- 2 cups of Mountain Troll Dung
- 1 Lemon's juice
- Handful of Poppy seeds
Amelia glanced up after finished vomitting - her face paling as she realized who she had thrown up on. Oh god. Alice. She felt bad about that.

Alice was cool.

So she really felt bad about you know vomiting on her and all that jazz. So Mika quickly pointed her wand to the girl and quietly spoke a cleaning spell. "Scurgify" she muttered and then glanced to Professor Lafay with a confused look. Was she trying to get all the houses points revoked for vomiting in her class?


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SPOILER!!: Nerida's Potions Journal

Nerida Eventide
Fifth Year

Noxious Potion-
  • The noxious potion emits a green smoke that corrupts the mind into thinking it's poisonous and noxious.
  • The smell can be so strong that it can make you pass out, or feel ill and throw up.
  • Smell so strong that the mind will NOT allow you to ingest it.
  • If it is ingested, victum will throw it up.


Ingredients:
  • Cow Milk - to fill cauldron half way ☑
  • 5 Doxy eggs ☑
  • 10 grams of Sulfur ☑
  • 2 ounces of armadillo bile ☑
  • 4 cups of flobberworm mucus ☑
  • 1 cup of whale oil
  • 2 cups of Mountain Troll Dung
  • 1 Lemon's juice
  • Handful of Poppy seeds

Instructions:
  1. Clean Cauldron
  2. Pour in milk so cauldron is half full
  3. Set fire on low
  4. Crack each doxy egg one at a time
  5. Stir counter clockwise after each egg is dropped into the potion
  6. Put on gloves.
  7. Crumple gems of Sulfur into milk with hands
  8. Measure out the armadillo bile
  9. Stir the potion vigourously clockwise until it's in full spin.
  10. Drop in 2 ounces of the Armadillo bile
  11. Wait for the spinning to stop on it's own
  12. Take the 4 cups of flobberworm mucus, spoon it in with a wooden spoon
  13. Add the cup of whale oil from the side of the cauldron, letting it drizzle in slow and low
  14. Put nose clam on
  15. Add the content of the Mountain Troll Dung jar as quickly as you can


Whale oil? Nerida was honestly curious how you got the oil? And was it really from a whale...But she wasn't curious enough to ask Professor Lafay. Nose clamps?? Eww..It was time wasn't it...The dung!!!!?? People would throw up? Gross!! Hopefully no one around her!!!

She just wrinkled her nose in disgust and took her nose clamp and quickly placed it onto her nose. Hopefully it would help her tons!! She hated yucky icky smells!!

She picked up the whale oil and let it drizzle into the potion slow from the side just like Professor Lafay had done. She set the container down, and just as she was going to take the yucky dung.. She heard something gross...

And it was worse than what she thought it sounded like... The contents of someones stomach unfortunately found themselves onto her feet and legs..."EWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Gross...Gross...Gross...
Mika had felt bad about all the puking and stuff at first. But when it happened to hit Nerida she had to stifle a laugh. Yes!

The girl who had taken the awesome puff from her was now covered in sickly bile. Her work was done yes? Revenge was successful. "Sorry about the vomit" she muttered pointing to the two girls.

Her face was far less green now - but really she didn't want to be anywhere near this stupid potion any longer. Why make a potion that makes you hurl while making it? And why use Mountain Troll Dung?
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