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Lollipop! · 11-25-2012, 07:28 PM

SPOILER!!: what is this?!

"NO. NO NO NO NO NUUUUUUU." She stomped her foot. "NO YOU HAVE TO DO IT THIS WAY OTHERWISE THE LEPRECHAUNS WILL STEAL YOUR FOOD AND EAT YOUR SOUL!" WAAAAH. Nobody wanted that! It didn't make a lot of sense that they'd steal someone's food then eat their soul instead of the food BUT NOBODY QUESTIONED LEPRECHAUNS, OKAY?!?!?! CAUSE IF YOU DID THEY POURED THEIR POT OF GOLF --or was it gold?! ASDFGHJKL SHE WAS SO CONFUSED -- ONTO YOUR HEAD.

And that hurt.

And gave you a pain in your throat.

And then your voice box is deaded. And so are you.

"Well-Well-Well WHATCHA GONNA DO ABOUT IT?!" And what was a stick of destiny, anyway? This kid was talking nonsense. "GAH. THAT'S A MAGIC STICK. Go point it at that tree! Not at me! BOLD BOLD BOLD. I'll stab you with the branch again, mistah!" And she poked him in the tummy again, just to prove that she would.

"IT'S NOT SNOW. It's LEAVES but it's still snow!" GIGGLE GIGGLE GIGGLE. "Isn't that funny Theogoooooore. You're name's Theogore now cos that's MUCH better than Theodore. HEHEHEHEHE."

She skipped in a circle, picking up more leaves and dropping them on his head singing, "You're blind. You're blind. You're blind. YOU ARE BLIND." She sat down in front of him and STARED at him all wide-eyed like. Like an owl. Like and owl that was a Blue. Like an owl that was a Blue that was a Ravenclaw. Like an owl that was a Blue that was a Ravenclaw that wasn't a bird. "The police are gonna boil your bones. And butter you on bread." LE GASP.

"AND I'M NAWT BLUE. YOU CALLED ME BUSH-MAN. I AM BUSH-MAN. That tree called me Bush-Man too!" She pointed at the tree.

"I HATE THAT TREE. THAT SHALL BE MY CHRISTMAS TREE."

Mwuehehehehehehehehe.

11-25-2012, 07:28 PM	#34 (permalink)
Lollipop! Mooncalf Join Date: May 2009 Location: Home ♔ Posts: 7,300 Hogwarts RPG Name: Tilly C. Richards First Year	CoMC H/W post 3 Bluejay \| Potatopop! \| SRS - Stupid Ravenclaw Syndrome SPOILER!!: what is this?! Quote: Originally Posted by Emzily PFFT - Karate sounds, shmarate shmounds. That wasn't how Theodore Kinsley rolled. He liked to surprise people with his karate. "SHUSH YOURSELF. I do what I want!" And he certainly did not listen to a girl-pants-bush-man-Joe. OUCH. OUCH. does a sassy finger snap "BEAST, you just jabbed me with your stick of destiny!" But where was HIS stick of destiny? On a whim, Theo pulled out his wand and pointed it straight at Blue. HA HA, HA HA HAAAAAAA.............. Just what spell could he use? And where was she going?! Theo suddenly went very quiet. Very quiet indeed, as bush-man starting raving about snow. He looked at the leaves that had been thrown into the air and his eyes NARROWED... "Th-th-that is s-S-S-s-s-s--snow?" He sat back onto his butt and hugged his knees as he rocked back and forth. "I'm blind. I'm blind. I'm blind. I'm blind." Cos he was PRETTY sure that it was leaves and not snow........................ "Blue. The police are going to eat me now." CREyyyyyyyyyyyy. Theodore was crying, SO WHY WAS SHE LAUGHING. THE POLICE WERE GOING TO EAT THEM. "NO. NO NO NO NO NUUUUUUU." She stomped her foot. "NO YOU HAVE TO DO IT THIS WAY OTHERWISE THE LEPRECHAUNS WILL STEAL YOUR FOOD AND EAT YOUR SOUL!" WAAAAH. Nobody wanted that! It didn't make a lot of sense that they'd steal someone's food then eat their soul instead of the food BUT NOBODY QUESTIONED LEPRECHAUNS, OKAY?!?!?! CAUSE IF YOU DID THEY POURED THEIR POT OF GOLF --or was it gold?! ASDFGHJKL SHE WAS SO CONFUSED -- ONTO YOUR HEAD. And that hurt. And gave you a pain in your throat. And then your voice box is deaded. And so are you. "Well-Well-Well WHATCHA GONNA DO ABOUT IT?!" And what was a stick of destiny, anyway? This kid was talking nonsense. "GAH. THAT'S A MAGIC STICK. Go point it at that tree! Not at me! BOLD BOLD BOLD. I'll stab you with the branch again, mistah!" And she poked him in the tummy again, just to prove that she would. "IT'S NOT SNOW. It's LEAVES but it's still snow!" GIGGLE GIGGLE GIGGLE. "Isn't that funny Theogoooooore. You're name's Theogore now cos that's MUCH better than Theodore. HEHEHEHEHE." She skipped in a circle, picking up more leaves and dropping them on his head singing, "You're blind. You're blind. You're blind. YOU ARE BLIND." She sat down in front of him and STARED at him all wide-eyed like. Like an owl. Like and owl that was a Blue. Like an owl that was a Blue that was a Ravenclaw. Like an owl that was a Blue that was a Ravenclaw that wasn't a bird. "The police are gonna boil your bones. And butter you on bread." LE GASP. "AND I'M NAWT BLUE. YOU CALLED ME BUSH-MAN. I AM BUSH-MAN. That tree called me Bush-Man too!" She pointed at the tree. "I HATE THAT TREE. THAT SHALL BE MY CHRISTMAS TREE." Mwuehehehehehehehehe. __________________ ... CONFIDENT ... FIERCE ... PERSISTENT ...