SPOILER!!: ahahaha
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Originally Posted by
Emzily
Feeling as if the trees and bushes were closing in on him, Theo did a sort of army roll, still with his hand-binoculars in place. "Aha! Tree peasant!" PEASANT OF THE TREE FOLK. And with that golden insult, Theodore was in hysterical laughter, to a point where his stomach was starting to cramp. But.... what was THAT?
A person had emerged from absolutely NOWHERE.
It must have been....
O______________________o
"BUSH-MAN! DID YOU JUST POLYJUICE POTION YOURSELF INTO MY BEST FRIEND?" More importantly, did the bush-man just shove him out of the way just to do some mere cartwheels? Theodore jumped up to his feet and did a KARATE kick through the air. "YOU PICKED ON THE WRONG DRAGON-SLAYER TODAY." That's right, he slayed dragons and stuff. En guard!
Wanna piece of Theodore Kinsley?
Bring it. Yeah. Bring it ON.
He didn't even care if bush-man had Blue's face as a mask. He was NOT falling for that.
CARTWHEELS ARE AWESOME DUDE.
BUT WAIT.
WHAT THE FUDGE.
She was just cartwheeling here, minding her own business and now Theo was karate kicking her?! WHAT DID SHE DO?!?
"HEY! YOU FORGOT THE SOUND EFFECTS, NITWIT. YOU HAVE TO GO HEE-YA! WHEN YOU KARATE KICK SOMEONE! AND I'M CARTWHEELING HERE!" She was so angry now! Oh so very angry. GRRRRR. She went up to another tree picked up a branch that had fallen down, went back to her best friend and poked his stomach.
"THAT'LL TEACH YOU FOR NOT DOING KARATE RIGHT!"
In your face Theo!
Now if you excuse her! She went back to her stop and flopped down onto the forest floor. SHE WANTED TO SMELL THE LEAVES. So pretty! She rolled over onto her back and started doing leaf-angels.
GIGGLE.
Then she bounced back up, grabbed a handful of leaves and THROUGH THEM INTO THE AIR.
"IT'S SNOWING. BUT NOT SNOWING SNOW. SNOWING LEAVES. GEDDIT?!?!?!"
She burst into hysterical laughter. So darn funny. OMG.