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Elijah entered the vast great hall, a smile on his face as he took in the scent of the castle and realised that he was definitely back at his favourite place on Earth. Except for the classes. Classes were laaaameeee.
He walked down the middle of the tables, happy to see the new selection of Huffie first years that they had been given. Elijah made his way to the nearest empty seat and then stood on it, so that he was leering over the table full of Huffies.
"CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE, PUFFERS!!!"
Clearing his throat he continued, "I know what you all are thinking. Who is this amazingly handsome chap addressing me? Well, my name is Elijah Wilde! I am THEE Hufflepuff to come to if you are wanting advice and tips on how to survive Hogwarts. I specialise in looking gorgeous and how to get girls... I can help the ladies with their boy troubles too," he added so as not to steer away too much business, "WELCOME TO HUFFLEPUFF!"
There. Now that that was over with he could take his seat and wait for the Headmistress to make her inferior school-wide speech. At this moment in time he just wanted food.
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When I look into the
MIRROR OF ERISED
all that I see is
YOU
*wink*
Last edited by Leeness; 09-02-2012 at 06:16 PM.
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