SPOILER!!: Captain Humph
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Originally Posted by Leeness;11121591Sassy AND cheeky. Hmph. "Well, I am not normally accustomed to people usually staring at me with only one eye. I just assumed... wrongly, obviously. I'm sorry to have insulted your very [i
normal[/i] working eyes," just not a very normal kind of person who was using them.
He watched on nervously as the girl was obviously thinking to herself. Elijah didn't want to be anywhere near her head right now. She then kindly, sort of, offered him a seat next to him, "Um... no thanks. I'm good here," where the seats were a little less... moist.
When she RUDELY started laughing at him and questioning his success with girls he put his head down and pretended to be concentrating heavily on his letter. How DARE she!? He had plenty of success with girls. He had girls OWLING him everyday almost... kinda... sorta... not really. But what business of it was HERS?
And then she said it. Oh yes, she did. She wasn't laughing anymore.
Elijah grinned.
The panic that had overtaken the girls face was simply delightful. Elijah took a moment to bask in the glory that the girl's little slip had caused for him. "It seems YOU can't even deny my obvious gorgeousness."
"Oh, and just for the record: I don't try to impress girls. I try to make girls feel good about themselves by paying attention to them. My looks, as you have so rightly stated, speak for themselves."
Hmph.
Alyssa started getting flustered. '
Darn it he did hear what I said. Okay Alyssa play it cool here.'
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uh...uh.....wait wait wait...I said that you had good looks I didn't say that you were gorgeous. Let's that real clear." Alyssa tried to explain herself before trying to change the subject.
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So you get lots of OWLs huh? Wow! you must be really busy reading all of them. So when you say nice things to a girl, it's because you're trying to make them feel good."
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Okay, I get that. Sooo....what were you trying to do when you were commenting about my bottom to my friend at CoMC class? If you wanted to make me feel good, why you didn't you tell me that? Did you really like it that much cause honestly no one has ever told me said that before." Alyssa grinned at him.
'Hah! now I've got him' Alyssa thought to herself.