SPOILER!!: King of Sassiness
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Originally Posted by
Leeness
Oh great, another sassy girl. Hogwarts was too full of these sassy girls. He made note to try and figure out where the Headmaster's office was and tell him of this over-sassy-population problem. He needed girls who would just succumb to his amazing charm and simply help him because they wanted him to LOVE them. He couldn't be bothered with all this denial stuff.
He suspected Aspen was the Queen of the Sassy Elite club and had probably informed all members to be extra unhelpful to him so that she could have him all to herself. She really was a smart girl.
"I never said your name was Oi, Alyssa, I just didn't know how else to get your attention," hmph. Oi suited her more, though. Alyssa was much less aggressive sounding.
He quickly jotted down the word as she spelled it out for him, mouthing the letters as he went. He inspected the word after he was done, trying to work out if it actually was correct or if this girl was making a fool of him.
When she offered him further help that was when Elijah noticed she had been staring at him with only one eye open. What a weirdo. Or maybe she had some eye condition and couldn't afford a patch for it? Maybe he could offer to buy one for her? Girls loved gifts and maybe she'd be a little less hostile towards him.
"Would you like me to buy you an eye patch for your bad..." oh wait, the other one opened now. Oops. "I mean, um. Nevermind. No more help needed here, thanks. You can go back to slouching on that couch over there."
The one eyed-sloth monster was a good look, indeed.
Alyssa looked up at him this time with both eyes open when he objected the fact that he had called her "
Oi". So he wanted her attention. Well he got it especially after she heard him mention something about getting her an eye patch for her...
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You were going to say buy an eye patch for my eye? Why does it look like there's something wrong with it? " Alyssa felt around both her eyes. She blinked them both a couple of times. "
Nope nothing wrong with them." she grinned at him.
'One thing for sure, I know that they are both working fine because I still see this hawt guy standing in front of me....unless he is right and there's something wrong with my eyes and he actually looks like an ogre.' Alyssa silently thought to herself trying to hide her grin.
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I do not slouch. Did you want to sit here? Sorry if it's sopping wet from my perspiration. I just had a very exhausting Quidditch practice." Alyssa patted the seat next to her.
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What have you been up to? Have you had any success with any of the girls here yet?" Alyssa grinned before she burst out laughing. "
I'm sorry. I shouldn't be laughing. It's just that you look like you're trying so hard to impress us girls, when all you need to do is smile and just let your good looks do all the work for you....O_o...I mean...."Alyssa stopped laughing when she realized what she had just said.
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Merlin's Beard, I didn't just say that to him. Now he's going to really have a big head. ' Alyssa quickly looked away trying to act normal and hoping that he hadn't heard what she had just said.