Oh great, another sassy girl. Hogwarts was too full of these sassy girls. He made note to try and figure out where the Headmaster's office was and tell him of this over-sassy-population problem. He needed girls who would just succumb to his amazing charm and simply help him because they wanted him to LOVE them. He couldn't be bothered with all this denial stuff.

He suspected Aspen was the Queen of the Sassy Elite club and had probably informed all members to be extra unhelpful to him so that she could have him all to herself. She really was a smart girl.

"I never said your name was Oi, Alyssa, I just didn't know how else to get your attention," hmph. Oi suited her more, though. Alyssa was much less aggressive sounding.

He quickly jotted down the word as she spelled it out for him, mouthing the letters as he went. He inspected the word after he was done, trying to work out if it actually was correct or if this girl was making a fool of him.

When she offered him further help that was when Elijah noticed she had been staring at him with only one eye open. What a weirdo. Or maybe she had some eye condition and couldn't afford a patch for it? Maybe he could offer to buy one for her? Girls loved gifts and maybe she'd be a little less hostile towards him.

"Would you like me to buy you an eye patch for your bad..." oh wait, the other one opened now. Oops. "I mean, um. Nevermind. No more help needed here, thanks. You can go back to slouching on that couch over there."

The one eyed-sloth monster was a good look, indeed.