Text Cut: Aspen
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Originally Posted by
Mad Eye Touz
Aspen wasn't sure how to grant that request. Please not let him stop her? Hmm. She bit her lip contemplatively, granting his albeit angry request a moment's worth of consideration.
Hmmm.
"You'll have to do something funnier than yell at me because you're afraid of a plant for to me laugh," Aspen answered logically. "I think knock knock jokes are funny. You can try one of those." Again, she was dead serious.
She smiled and watched him ... roughly .... go at the teeth. See... now THIS... this was why it was important to keep plants' teeth clean. If this one woke up and, say, ate this 7th year Slytherin boy's arm - at least he'd not get an infection.
Because the plant had clean teeth.
Aspen SO appreciated this lesson and how it was turning out to be useful, after all. It was a little tempting to try and startle him again, but Aspen didn't REALLY want him to get eaten by an angry, arm-eating plant.
...it'd be interesting to see.... but she didn't wish the Slytherin ill.
But it WOULD be interesting... Aspen watched silently, waiting for the plant to wake. Maybe she should have cautioned the boy to take it easy,but.... fascination won. Could the plant SLEEP through that? Really?
Do something funnier to make her
laugh?! That he should do MORE--seriously, this was too much. João turned towards her direction quite fastly that his neck hurt, but he didn't care. Looking as if he wanted to
eat her
alive, he waved the DISGUSTING toothbrush threateningly in her direction. He hoped that one piece of dirt would land on her
pretty face.
"Do you really want me to knock you off?" he asked in this deep, scary, low voice. It was the worst joke he'd ever made, he knew. But who said it was a joke? He couldn't really think straight. Holding her gaze one more second, he got back to practically
scraping the teeth. Stupid plants. Stupid Ravenclaws. Stupid girls. Thinking they knew it all--
"A mãe que te deu à luz!" THAT thing had just MOVED!
Get back, get BACK!