Name: West Odessa
Year: First
House: Slytherin
Should you be able to drink and eat anything you like in the library? (Yes/No, explain why)
YES.
The reason I say yes Mr. Librarian is because if you are eating and drinking you are fuelling your brain and then that means you are doing a better job of learning and obviously libraries are for learning. Also, everyone knows that you have to be careful not to make a mess and especially not to mess up books, so it makes people need to be careful and its good to practice being careful because that way you are more likely to be careful in other places too. And also Mr. Librarian I think this is a bit of a trick question, like you're trying to SAY that you don't think that I can eat and drink in a library and not make trouble from it, like you think that I'm not capable of not spilling stuff or not putting my rubbish in the bin after. My dad took me to a big library one time, a real big one at a university that he was doing some stuff at and I had to entertain myself in that library while I waited for him and people were allowed to eat and drink in it because in real life you don't get treated like a little kid in a library and its expected that if you make a mess or ruin anything then you clean up or replace or pay for whatever you ruined. Anyway besides all that, this is a magic library right? And people that come here are supposed to be able to do magic AND my dad used to use spells that stopped all my stuff at home from getting messed up when I was too little to be careful. I think this is a dumb question sir, and I won't like you very much if you won't let me eat in the library, and I'll blame you if I stop growing too because people need food to grow as well as to think.

Is the library supposed to be a center for drama or learning? (pick one of them, explain why)
BOTH.
Its illogical to tell me to pick one when both are the right answer and they don't automatically cancel each other out. I really don't think you thought these questions through, sir, unless its just that you think its funny to make us answer trick questions about things? Drama for one thing is a genre of books. Guess what is in a library? Books! And guess what books are used for? Learning! I totally got you there, right, sir? Yeah I did. And also MY dad says that you can learn from ANYthing.



I'm going to rewrite your questions for you now, and YOU can answer them, because these questions are dumb.

1. How should messes be dealt with in the library?

2. What should people be doing in a library and what stuff should they get kicked out for?

See? Much better. You should totally pick me for whatever this whole thing is.

Sincerely,

West Odessa