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samthehpfreak 
Sammy stared at him. "If there was an attack on the school I would be sitting in the back corner of the kitchens with a set of knives and my cat. Not wandering around the castle." she said. What did this boy think she did with her free time? Study? Merlin no, she planned on what she would do in various unlikely scenarios.
She nodded. "because you have a good memory. Or at least better than mine." she said, then thought about for a moment "which, now that I think about it isn't very hard to have a better memory than me" she added quietly with a small frown. A goldfish probably had a better memory than her.
She groaned and the palm of her hand hit her forehead. You'd think it was hard to follow her stories. "Okay, I need Katie's owl to order an eyepatch for Everett so he'll shut up" she said slowly, over enunciating everything that she said, hoping that she wouldn't have to explain it again.
Holding back his tongue Adam had to put a sheer amount of biting on the skin to refrain himself for interrupting her. When she had finished with her explanation all Adam could muster was "
In my books, I think a wand is more practical in a situation like that. You can do more spells and charms with it." There. Now he would try to drop the subject.
Then he angled his head when Sammy thought he had a good memory. "
You must've mistaken me for another Adam Burn- I only remember specific things. Not everything." Like a dog's or cat's name he might forget, or a special date. "
I'm sure your memory isn't that bad. If I plugged a memory card into you, you'd be holding half the storage device in it."
He nodded. Finally understanding the point without all the rubbish in the way making it sound more confusing than it had really been. "
You'll need to order a parrot or monkey with that eyepatch. If he's gonna be a pirate-well no pirate with an eyepatch is complete without a monkey or a parrot-it's just unjust if he doesn't have a sidekick." Then he realized she may not have the money for that, and he may have made her more stressed over the situation, so he flusterdly shook his hands about.