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Alec loosened his tie as he stumbled into the common room. He was hungry. And tired. And whatever else one feels when they've been dancing like a maniac for hours on end. Of course, he blamed Anya for this.
The twelve year old walked over towards the comfiest looking armchair and sat down. He should really be going up to his dorm right about now. It was late. Really late! Had Nessie's party really lasted that long?
He leaned forwards and rubbed his eyes. Just as he opened them again, his eyes landed on... cookies? They weren't chocolate chip but they were cookies nonetheless. Who would leave cookies lying around like this? Alec looked to the left. And then to the right. And then...
GOBBLE!
Mmm... Nice coo- CRUNCH! Uh oh... These weren't white chocolate chip cookies. They were PEANUT BUTTER! Namely, they had PEANUTS in them! And he was allergic to peanuts! O___O
Alec gasped as he let go of the deadly cookie. His cheeks! His poor poor CHEEKS! They were probably turning slightly red right now. And his eyes... He couldn't see much out of them. Everything was turning blurrier by the second.
"HELP!" he gasped, trying to cough the rest of the cookie out. This... was not... good.
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