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Destiny 
He was helping with the garden. Riiiiight. That was why all the water was hitting him and not any of the vegetables. Waylon rolled his eyes while raising his arm to block his face from the water. "You're not going to start that 'Waylon is a turnip' thing again, are you?" Because that joke was almost twenty years old and he was tired of hearing it.
Plus the fact was, he is not a turnip!
He was just about to turn back to finish the reorganizing thing that he was doing when Oliver mentioned the pistols being a gift. And how he had more. Someone obviously didn't know what a bad idea was. But, a GOOD idea had struck him and deciding that he had done enough gardening for the day, he stood from the bench and put his wand away. "I have something better than a water pistol." Pfft, who needed a little water pistol when they had a water balloon slingshot!?
"Of course not." Turnips went out years ago.
"I was thinking more along the lines of 'Waylon is a gurdyroot." Hehe. Yeah that never got tiring either.
His friend definitely looked like a gurdyroot!
Oliver watched as Waylan put his wand away. Well that wasn't any fun. He had been sure that his friend would want to play. And then he said he had something better than a water pistol. Pfft.
"Okay Murdoch, go and get your toy."
There was no way that it was going to be better than his water pistols.