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Old 01-09-2012, 05:32 PM   #178 (permalink)
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SPOILER!!: WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? Dress in drag and do the hula?
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"What do you mean which one are you?" Kurumi scoffed, shoving another handful of popcorn into her mouth. "Always eating, not the smartest tool in the shed but very lovable, singing voice leaves something to be desired...Selina, you are Pumba." Which meant that she was the wise cracking yet insanely on top of things and had the tendency to overreact Timon. Yep. It was fate. Those two creatures on screen were a very unlikely combination, just like they were. Selina was the strong minded all up in your face jock whereas Kurumi was the slightly uptight meek bookworm. They balanced each other and brought out the best in each other. Just like these two seemed to be. "You smell way better though." Cause, you know, Pumba's entire family left him every time that he...WAIT! Not in front of the kids! *waves*

"Wait...why?" Kurumi pouted as she removed herself from Selina. "He is! You have to admit that much. I mean, the years were really good to him." And then the movie got all mushy when Nala came back and a romantic song began to play. Kurumi was back to hugging her pillow. It was so beautiful...and...

Oh, Timon and Pumba ruined the moment. Heck, Kurumi and Selina would probably pull the same thing on someone they knew. Complete with song and ridiculous dance number. But in the next instant, Kurumi literally smacked her forehead, HARD, when Simba blew it.

"Why is it that guys always seem to find just the right moment to say something stupid?" Kurumi asked looking over at Selina and jabbing her thumb towards the screen. Forget lions, this movie was about adolescence.

Kurumi continued to eat and munch as the story moved along, and her jaw dropped when the Simba began speaking with Rafiki. Then Rafiki motioned over the pool of water, ripples forming and distorting Simba's reflection to take on the appearance of Mufasa. A deep rumbling noise echoed in the theater and Kurumi slouched in her seat. "Don't tell me his father is going to appear in the clouds..." And he did. Kurumi set her popcorn down and hugged her knees to her chest. Yep, dramatic moment had been ruined.

Kurumi sat their, grumbling to herself about the same imagery as the scene progressed.
SPOILER!!: on screen



Selina smirked at Kurumi when she rationalized which one the both of them are. Of course, when Kurumi said that Pumba was not the smartest tool in the shed Selina gave her friend a look. Crossing her arms over her chest she said, "Well excuse me, Miss I-know-everything. I'm not stupid you know? The singing thing and food thing I can see, but I am not an idiot." She paused and then cracked a smile at her friend, "Unless of course we are talking potions then yeah, you are a hundred percent correct. So yeah, alright fine... I'm Pumba."

At least she was comfortable with the fact that she was Pumba. Besides Kurumi had such attention to detail that their was no way she was NOT Timon. Sure, he was a tad overbearing and such but Kurumi was a lot more lovely in the manner in which she directed the pride. Heh heh that was punny... Lion King... the pride. "And I do shower... I would hope I smell better than Pumba. Besides... you wait until after Quidditch practices. The whole team is not going to be so pleasant."

When Kurumi continued on with the whole Simba is attractive thing Selina rolled her eyes. She looked to the side at her friend and said, "He's a moving picture thingy. He can't be attractive because he isn't real. Its like the portraits in the school..." Her eyes widened, "WAIT! The portraits are real sort of... does that mean Simba exists somewhere too?" That was awesome.

She replied bluntly to Kurumi, "Because men are stupid and would rather look cool than sincere... its true."

Suddenly the movie got very intense and Selina was sitting on the edge of her seat until.... "Oh Merlin.... REALLY?!?!" Selina yelled.

SPOILER!!: on screen

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